Submit your own Ike Davis FactsIke Davis FactsTumblr (3.0; @ikedavis)http://ikedavisfacts.com/"IKE DAVIS ONCE SWALLOWED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS……. THEY MADE HIM BLINK ONCE."“IKE DAVIS ONCE SWALLOWED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS……. THEY MADE HIM BLINK ONCE.”<br/><br/> - <em><span>submission from Manny Guerrero </span></em>http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/11277701484http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/11277701484Mon, 10 Oct 2011 13:00:11 -0400"Carlos Beltan uses “El Esta Aqui” as his walk up because he knows Ike Davis is with him."“Carlos Beltan uses “El Esta Aqui” as his walk up because he knows Ike Davis is with him.”<br/><br/> - <em><span>submission from blargenshnargle </span></em>http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/11277675578http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/11277675578Mon, 10 Oct 2011 12:59:28 -0400"Ike Davis can ride his bike with no handlebars."“Ike Davis can ride his bike with no handlebars.”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/10732258841http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/10732258841Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:04:20 -0400"Ike Davis once got pulled over by a cop. The cop was lucky to leave with a warining."“Ike Davis once got pulled over by a cop. The cop was lucky to leave with a warining.”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/8997246283http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/8997246283Tue, 16 Aug 2011 11:01:03 -0400"Bruce Springsteen had an affair with the Greek goddess of baseball… hence, Ike Davis."“Bruce Springsteen had an affair with the Greek goddess of baseball… hence, Ike Davis.”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6529953229http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6529953229Tue, 14 Jun 2011 16:06:06 -0400"Ike Davis doesn’t get walked, he gets presidential pardons."“Ike Davis doesn’t get walked, he gets presidential pardons.”<br/><br/> - <em>submission from <a href="http://rickfrombrooklyn.tumblr.com/">rickfrombrooklyn</a></em>http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6527227667http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6527227667Tue, 14 Jun 2011 14:33:56 -0400"Choosy mothers might choose JIF, But JIF Chooses Ike Davis"“Choosy mothers might choose JIF, But JIF Chooses Ike Davis”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6519175565http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6519175565Tue, 14 Jun 2011 08:00:06 -0400"Ike Davis doesn’t wear a belt. He commands his pants to stay up!"“Ike Davis doesn’t wear a belt. He commands his pants to stay up!”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6497165928http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6497165928Mon, 13 Jun 2011 16:15:07 -0400"If Ike Davis was in a blind-folded fight with 7,000,000 vicious mongooses he would win."“If Ike Davis was in a blind-folded fight with 7,000,000 vicious mongooses he would win.”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6485827550http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6485827550Mon, 13 Jun 2011 08:00:06 -0400"Ike Davis could beat up Chuck Norris"“Ike Davis could beat up Chuck Norris”<br/><br/> - <em>Ike Davis Fan</em>http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6463676224http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6463676224Sun, 12 Jun 2011 16:21:06 -0400"Pluto is no longer a planet because Ike Davis said so."“Pluto is no longer a planet because Ike Davis said so.”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6450413776http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6450413776Sun, 12 Jun 2011 08:00:06 -0400"Ike Davis Hates Raymond And Ike Davis Loves Chris"“Ike Davis Hates Raymond And Ike Davis Loves Chris”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6428165093http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6428165093Sat, 11 Jun 2011 20:00:06 -0400"Ike Davis can hit a Grand Slam with the bases empty"“Ike Davis can hit a Grand Slam with the bases empty”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6421652188http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6421652188Sat, 11 Jun 2011 12:21:02 -0400"Ike Davis passed his SAT by just writing his name for every answer"“Ike Davis passed his SAT by just writing his name for every answer”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6415852229http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6415852229Sat, 11 Jun 2011 08:00:06 -0400"Ike Davis couldn’t act in Titanic, not because he’s not an actor… but because he..."“Ike Davis couldn’t act in Titanic, not because he’s not an actor… but because he would have saved everybody.”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6393826884http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6393826884Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:22:31 -0400"The Manhattan Project was not intended to re-create nuclear weapons. It was intended to re-create..."“The Manhattan Project was not intended to re-create nuclear weapons. It was intended to re-create the power in one of Ike Davis’ swings. They didn’t even come close.”http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6393768455http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/6393768455Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:20:36 -0400"Ike Davis can rip the label of a mattress."“Ike Davis can rip the label of a mattress.”<br/><br/> - <em>Smith</em>http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/879503189http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/879503189Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:23:45 -0400"Ike Davis can win a Nascar race without making a left turn"“Ike Davis can win a Nascar race without making a left turn”<br/><br/> - <em>Ethan</em>http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/879454702http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/879454702Fri, 30 Jul 2010 08:05:44 -0400"The Atomic Clock sets its time to Ike Davis’s watch."“The Atomic Clock sets its time to Ike Davis’s watch.”<br/><br/> - <em>Ahmnodt Heare </em>http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/822098109http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/822098109Fri, 16 Jul 2010 23:49:00 -0400"Ike Davis never got Rick Roll’d, Rick Ashley gets Ike Davis’d"“Ike Davis never got Rick Roll’d, Rick Ashley gets Ike Davis’d”<br/><br/> - <em>Brandon</em>http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/746236403http://ikedavisfacts.com/post/746236403Mon, 28 Jun 2010 13:20:41 -0400