Ike Davis can win a Nascar race without making a left turn
Ethan

The Atomic Clock sets its time to Ike Davis’s watch.
Ahmnodt Heare 

Ike Davis never got Rick Roll’d, Rick Ashley gets Ike Davis’d
Brandon

Ike Davis was left off the all-star ballot to give the other players a chance.
Gregg

Sharks have a week devoted to Ike Davis.

Ike Davis didn’t land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on Ike Davis
Wally

Ike Davis calls Mr. T on a first name basis
Mr. T himself (submitted by Brandon)

When Ike Davis rings the opening bell at the NYSE, the Dow rises.
Marisa

the “i” in the new iPhone 4 stand for Ike, and the 4 stands for batting #4.
Alex D

Pluto is a planet because Ike Davis says so.
Ryan