June 12, 2011
Pluto is no longer a planet because Ike Davis said so.
June 11, 2011
Ike Davis Hates Raymond And Ike Davis Loves Chris
June 11, 2011 • 2 notes
Ike Davis can hit a Grand Slam with the bases empty
June 11, 2011 • 1 note
Ike Davis passed his SAT by just writing his name for every answer
June 10, 2011
Ike Davis couldn’t act in Titanic, not because he’s not an actor… but because he would have saved everybody.
June 10, 2011 • 2 notes
The Manhattan Project was not intended to re-create nuclear weapons. It was intended to re-create the power in one of Ike Davis’ swings. They didn’t even come close.
July 30, 2010 • 1 note
Ike Davis can rip the label of a mattress.
Smith
July 30, 2010
Ike Davis can win a Nascar race without making a left turn
Ethan
July 16, 2010
The Atomic Clock sets its time to Ike Davis’s watch.
Ahmnodt Heare 
June 28, 2010 • 7 notes
Ike Davis never got Rick Roll’d, Rick Ashley gets Ike Davis’d
Brandon