October 2011
2 posts
“IKE DAVIS ONCE SWALLOWED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS……. THEY...”
– submission from Manny Guerrero
“Carlos Beltan uses “El Esta Aqui” as his walk up because he knows...”
– submission from blargenshnargle
September 2011
1 post
“Ike Davis can ride his bike with no handlebars.”
August 2011
1 post
“Ike Davis once got pulled over by a cop. The cop was lucky to leave with a...”
June 2011
12 posts
“Bruce Springsteen had an affair with the Greek goddess of baseball… hence,...”
“Ike Davis doesn’t get walked, he gets presidential pardons.”
– submission from rickfrombrooklyn
“Choosy mothers might choose JIF, But JIF Chooses Ike Davis”
“Ike Davis doesn’t wear a belt. He commands his pants to stay up!”
“If Ike Davis was in a blind-folded fight with 7,000,000 vicious mongooses he...”
“Ike Davis could beat up Chuck Norris”
– Ike Davis Fan
“Pluto is no longer a planet because Ike Davis said so.”
“Ike Davis Hates Raymond And Ike Davis Loves Chris”
“Ike Davis can hit a Grand Slam with the bases empty”
“Ike Davis passed his SAT by just writing his name for every answer”
“Ike Davis couldn’t act in Titanic, not because he’s not an...”
“The Manhattan Project was not intended to re-create nuclear weapons. It was...”
July 2010
3 posts
“Ike Davis can rip the label of a mattress.”
– Smith
“Ike Davis can win a Nascar race without making a left turn”
– Ethan
“The Atomic Clock sets its time to Ike Davis’s watch.”
– Ahmnodt Heare
June 2010
11 posts
“Ike Davis never got Rick Roll’d, Rick Ashley gets Ike Davis’d”
– Brandon
“Ike Davis was left off the all-star ballot to give the other players a chance.”
– Gregg
“Sharks have a week devoted to Ike Davis.”
– Stephanie Maria
“Ike Davis didn’t land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on Ike Davis”
– Wally
“Ike Davis calls Mr. T on a first name basis”
– Mr. T himself (submitted by Brandon)
“When Ike Davis rings the opening bell at the NYSE, the Dow rises.”
– Marisa
“the “i” in the new iPhone 4 stand for Ike, and the 4 stands for...”
– Alex D
“Pluto is a planet because Ike Davis says so.”
– Ryan
“Ike Davis has a better poker face than Lady Gaga.”
– Ethan
“Ike Davis beat Eli and Peyton in the DSRL all by himself.”
– Devin
“America doesn’t run on Dunkin. It runs on Ike Davis”
– Connor
May 2010
34 posts
“Ike Davis CAN believe it’s not butter!”
– famous Chuck Norris and Tim Tebow one.
“Ike Davis will be president in 2012 and Chuck Norris will be the Vice President....”
– Submitted by David P
“Ike Davis doesn’t need steroids because steroids are made from his blood.”
– Submitted by Ryan
“FANS DID NOT RUN FOR COVER BECAUSE OF INCLIMATE WEATHER- IT WAS BECAUSE THEY...”
– BAYSIDE GIRLS
“IKE DAVIS IS SO HOT, YOU CAN SEE HEAT WAVES IN THE PROMENADE AT CITI FIELD.”
– Matt M
“If Lebron James doesn’t come to New York. It’s only because Ike...”
– Samuel Nappez
“Ike Davis sat out for a game, and panic in New York caused the stock market to...”
– Chico
“The only hope for the immigation bill in Arizona is Ike Davis.”
– Spot
“Brad Pitt wants to win the Ike Davis look-a-like contest.”
– Spot and Chico
“When Ike Davis mails a letter without postage, it still arrives.”
– Mac
“Ike Davis isnt Jewish. Jewish is Ike Davis”
– David P
“Windows 7 was Ike Davis’ idea”
– Submitted by Mac
“When Ike Davis talks, E.F. Hutton listens”
– Submitted by Greg
“Ike Davis never actually hits the ball with his bat. If you watch in slow...”
– Submitted by Hal Orizzy
“The modern “Big Bang” theory is incorrect. The universe was created...”
– Submitted by David P
“Justin Bieber has an Ike Davis poster in his bedroom.”
– Submitted by stephaniemaria
“Ike Davis’ organ donor card lists his genitals.”
– Submitted by Mac
“Ike Davis purposely throws himself over the railing and into the dugout to over...”
– Submitted by Tex
“IKE DAVIS’ MIDDLE NAME IS WEB GEM.”
– Submitted by noah chernin
“Newborn Ike Davis couldn’t be contained by his crib. He simply flipped...”
– Submitted by Ryan