October 10, 2011
IKE DAVIS ONCE SWALLOWED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS……. THEY MADE HIM BLINK ONCE.
submission from Manny Guerrero 
October 10, 2011
Carlos Beltan uses “El Esta Aqui” as his walk up because he knows Ike Davis is with him.
submission from blargenshnargle 
September 27, 2011 • 1 note
Ike Davis can ride his bike with no handlebars.
August 16, 2011
Ike Davis once got pulled over by a cop. The cop was lucky to leave with a warining.
June 14, 2011 • 1 note
Bruce Springsteen had an affair with the Greek goddess of baseball… hence, Ike Davis.
June 14, 2011 • 1 note
Ike Davis doesn’t get walked, he gets presidential pardons.
submission from rickfrombrooklyn
June 14, 2011
Choosy mothers might choose JIF, But JIF Chooses Ike Davis
June 13, 2011
Ike Davis doesn’t wear a belt. He commands his pants to stay up!
June 13, 2011
If Ike Davis was in a blind-folded fight with 7,000,000 vicious mongooses he would win.
June 12, 2011
Ike Davis could beat up Chuck Norris
Ike Davis Fan